THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR

THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR


No offense to the blondes out there. Sorry. I had to post this... :)

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"





(Are you ready? This is a beauty)



My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

And I look into the mail box and there's no mail in there!!!!

Summer

Summer. Now what a thoughtful season we call summer.
Summer. A bright,warm,and thoughtful season we call summer.
Summer. A season in which we go swimming in this bright,warm, and thoughtful season we call summer.
Summer. A season in where we go to our friends' house and call the people that signed our yearbooks and go swimming in this bright,warm and thoughtful season,we call summer.
Summer. A time to have fun and visit family,go to our friends' house and call all the people that signed our yearbooks and go swimming in this bright,warm,and thoughtful season that we call summer.
Summer. A season in where we go to our friends' house and call the people that signed our yearbooks and go swimming in this bright,warm and thoughtful season,we call summer.
Summer. A season in which we go swimming in this bright,warm, and thoughtful season we call summer.
Summer. A bright warm,and thoughtful season we call summer.
Summer. Now what a thoughtful season we call summer.